Soldier

Fell asleep in my 10:00 class. Had a dream that I was a soldier and I was protecting a school from bad guys.

Cakes

I dreamt that I met up Sherry and Stephen at Vegas. For some reason, it looks sorta like "Stonestown." And Stephen was really talkative and he was joking around with me about me being super loud.

And then we walk up to this really fancy bakery but it's outside (kinda like how that cookie store is kinda just out in the open) and Sherry just points to a cream puff dessert and said "I want that one." And Stephen replies "that one?" And then he goes up to buy it for her. I thought to myself "how cute." But I'm there alone and I have no "Stephen" to buy me desserts.

For some reason Dinosaur Nick walks by and I joke with him that he should buy me "that" dessert. And he said, "yeah sure." Then I tell him I'm just joking. So I stand in front of the glass case for a long time trying to pick out my dessert. And then I finally pick out this cake that has a blue heart on top of it and I think it was chocolate.

The cashier was an older man. I had him my credit card and the printing is taking a longg time. I see that the number is something like "7032/10453." The cashier starts helping other people and I get a bit annoyed because the number seems to be wrongg. He goes pack my cake away and starts pressing his fingers into the frosting! And when I get the print out, it had all these crazy numbers like the cake is "so and so" dollars per pound. I take a while to look at it to make sure it's right and the cashier gets impatient with me.

And I look up and he changed into someone from my nutrition class. And I go off on her, like, how dare you even get mad at me you touched my cake do you know how nasty it is to touch someone's cake it is so gross I won't even eat it and how dare you help someone else while I'm still here it's all your fault that I had to wait and if you have given me more time you know it's your mistake. etc

And then she kinda shuts up and then makes a joke with me. But I'm still really angry because I didn't even want to eat my cake anymore because I was so disgusted that she pressed her fingers into it.

I woke up to realize that I had no cake at all, which was even sadder. Food dreaming sucks.

Food dreaming

I can't remember the details, but I keep dreaming about FOOD! On two occasions I dreamed about having fried chicken and woke up super craving it. And today during my nap I dreamed about food again or I'm eating, but I can't remember what.

The Beard

I had a dream where I started getting a 5 o clock shadow like 5 minutes after I shaved. It then progressed into a full blown beard. So I was standing there in the bathroom checking myself out thinkin "You One Bad Ass Muthe SHUT YO MOUF!!"

The end. I then wake up to find that I do not have a beard.

Fatass Nap

So I skipped my class from Community Nutrition class and instead went home and slept. Goodness I got home at 12:30 and slept all the way until 4 something! So during my nap, I got into this dream, but I only remember parts of it, and it's not very fluid or coherent..but here goes..!

Dillon came to visit and me, him and Sherry all went to the Zoo. And on our drive back it became a van of 7 but I can't really remember who was in it. In the back it was Dillon, a hobo, and someone smaller (I'm guessing Wilton because that's how they usually sit IRL). Dillon and I were trying to be nice so we invited a homeless person onto our adventure.

We drive along the side of cliffhouse, going towards sunset. We see Anthony and pick him up. He's talking to Jane on the phone. And Calvin (his friend) suddenly became the driver. He said "oh oh! I want to talk to Jane!" and Anthony tosses the phone all the way from the back seat up to where Calvin was driving, and he catches it! And he's like, oh yeah, I'm so good. And I hear Calvin say "This is NOT Jane. Who is this?"

We get to my "house" and it's this HUGE country-side house. I get off first because I really had to pee. I get into the bathroom and I pee, and for some reason I start showering. I guess we just came back from a water park or something because everyone really wanted to shower, but I was first :)

I'm showering and everything feels like real time, where I get a chance to think about things. I start to get worried about the homeless person dirtying my bathroom. And I fantasize about telling him to rinse everything off. I had this random thought where I was wondering if it'd be like that movie where Ryan Gosling is a hobo and he cleans himself off and becomes extremely hot. (Not a real movie, but one that I made up in my dream).

I'm showering and I overhear all these people talk. First, I hear my Dad (who apparently lives in the room close to my bathroom with his wife). And he's saying, "I don't know what he's (he implying Dillon) trying to prove. He keeps saying he can buy a car because he's going to borrow money from his uncle and then pay it off. I don't think he can buy a car. (Weird thing is that Dillon was talking about buying the 1989 GTI, that he currently owns IRL) The kid's dreams are too big, who does he think he is."

And then I hear Anthony, Chad and the hobo come in. And Anthony's like, "yeah is he really going to buy that car? I mean, he keeps saying he would but is he going to buy that car?"

And then the Hobo says, "What is up with that dude? I wanted to get out of that car and he's stopping me like, 'That's a nice shirt. I want to feel that shirt. (Implying he wants to know what material it is)'"

I get out of the shower to dress and the door keeps flapping open. It's this crazy crescent moon shaped lock where you're suppose to flip it one way or another and I get really confused about it.

I'm half dressed and my sisters come into the bathroom with me because they want to change. And then Hieu is in a small tank-top, which shows her stomach, and jeans, Theresa is in her undies and Hieu OPENS THE DOOR! And I'm like "what the hell is your problem Hieu?!" And then Hieu says "She's in an invisible panda suit."

(Side note: Earlier in the dream, Dillon and I went to the zoo. I have knowledge of this but don't remember dreaming it, but it was a joke that Dillon said to me where he said that they should invent an invisible panda suit. And I'm like, why would you need one, right?)

So I'm like, no you're a fucking idiot! Close the damn door. And I guess I'm done changing because me and Hieu go outside. And Hieu is still in her tank top and jeans (which is really odd knowing that there are boys in the house and Hieu is very conservative).

I walk upstairs with Hieu to the kitchen and my mom is pouring herself some kind of juice. (The kitchen is super fancy and HUGE by the way). And me and Hieu are still arguing about the panda suit thing. And she says to me "I'm just trying to explain it in ways that you can understand." And I'm said "I understand that you're being a fucking idiot." And she keeps insisting that she's just explaining it in ways that I can understand (Btw, in this part, I get the feeling that Hieu really likes Dillon, and is apparently the only one to really like him in this dream.)

I open the fridge and I'm looking for these meals that I apparently bought from charity from before. It's a meal of fried chicken and mashed potatoes put into a brown bag. I can't really find it and I find this dish that I think we usually eat during dim sum. It's this clear jellyfish-ish thing and kinda looks like noodles, but aren't noodles. I forget what it's called or where I've encountered them.

At this point, I know I'm dreaming and I float between dream world and real world. And I thought to myself "Oh no, if I wake up I won't be able to bring the fried chicken and jellyfish.. I should just eat it in dream world first." I let myself wake up a little bit more and realized that in real life I really don't own those kinds of foods. So I go back into dream world and eat it in my huge kitchen.

And then I woke up.

How Great would it be to have Andy, Nick and David as a Roomate

So I had a dream that was quite possibly the Holy Grails of dream world. First it started off with me going into my new house. It was a gorgeous house, a house that you would be proud to show to the Queen of England. Four bedrooms, large furnished living room, giant windows and a shine that only lemon zest could give.

I entered the house and looked around in it's wonderful glimmer of spectacular. But than it would not last long as I was opening the windows to let more light in, day became night and the house suddenly changed a bit. But it was still radical like that of a 1998 bean burrito from Taco Bell.

David entered the room and said, "Hey Dillon, I think we need to fix the bathroom over there, it's run down and filthy."

"I'll check it out," I said. I walked over to the bathroom and opened the door, which just happen to look like a refrigerator door made out of wood. The bathroom was pretty run down, mold on the wall broken walls, but interestingly enough there were three shower heads that worked when you turned on the sink knob. I looked into the mirror and to my surprise I had no reflection. I didn't think to much of it and I waved to the mirror, than bam Christoper's reflection was in the mirror and he waved back to me.

Horrified by the event I ran out of the bathroom. I was met by my righteous roomates David, Nick and Andy. Oh for Angel's sake this Andy is Chad's Andy, yeah that's right eye candy galore. I was scared out of my shoe laces and I asked them what to do. Luckily Gary and Chadwick showed up. Apparently Gary is a licensed Exorcist and he was there to save the day.

"What seems to be the problem Dillon?" Chadwick said.
"I think our house is huanted by the ghost of Christopher."

Gary walks over, dressed ever so fashionably, blue jacket, scarf and a pair of white slacks, "Wait I have a question for David," he said. "David have you been wearing Andy's clothes?"

"What why would I wear Andy's clothes?" David said with a hint of he knew he was caught but maybe he should give lying a shot just to see where it takes him.

"Come on David this is important," Gary said.

"Alright, alright, I've been wearing Andy's clothes for my dates.

"Oh man! NO WAY! Come on DAVID!" Andy said with much soul and passion for his soiled clothes.

So we all go to the basement because Gary is going to do some kind of Ghost busting thing that I have no idea about, but hey atleast we get to see the basement, which I had no idea I had in my dream. To my surprise in the basement was Henry in an office like enviroment, which was my basement but it looked like a real office I even think it had a balcony window, which to many made no sense. Henry was crunching numbers, specifically doing Chadwick's taxes. Henry gets angry because he says he never gets to have fun with us and he's stuck in his dead end job as Chadwick's accountant.

Than after some walking around Lily shows up at the stair case, but Lily is a ghost. Everyone gets scared and runs to Henry's desk. Gary being the professional ghost buster he is pulls a cup out of his sleeves, like literally like in the olden day Chinese films where people keep their entire family fortune up one sleeve. He pulls out a cup and pours some cinnamon in the cup than he hurls the cup and Lily. The cup shatters like an exploding bag of M&M's and the cinnamon sprinkles on to Lily like Pixie dust. This turn's her back into a human and we talk for a little bit, some jokes are thrown out here and there, small talk between irrelevant characters and we go back upstairs.

As we enter the living room Christopher shows up only he's not a ghost but real Christopher. I look at him like I've just seen Natalie Portman naked and I manage to say "What?"

Christopher looks at me and says dude we're roomates, why the heck did you run off when you saw me. So all in all Christopher was not the ghost who was living in my house he was my other roomate. On a side note the characters, Dillon (me), Chadwick, David and Christopher were in their younger age's, probably around middle school. But everyone else was their current age. The dream ends with all of us hanging out in the house, which turns into a beach house, pretty awesome if you ask anybody who would want to own a house.

But I hope you guys enjoy my dream, I do apoplogize for the length because clearly we live in a day where going over a paragraph in a blog would be taboo. Also I apopologize if I offend anyone in my dream, I take full responsiblity for the imaginary images of my sleep. Also I would like to post warn you for my language, I didn't mean to sound like a man marketing Taco Bell. But if you need a dinner, lunch, late night snack, breakfast, midnight meal or just some darn good fast food go to Taco bell and order yourself the Crunch Wrap Supreme. I gurantee you if you thought honey on waffles was genius wait till you have the Crunch Wrap Supreme.

Midafternoon Nap

I had a dream that I had two random roommates at my apartment that I never really get to see. One of them was walking out of the restroom area, which is apparently his room and he's carrying his bike and he's dressed like a marathon biking person, with the tight shorts and the helmet.

I'm standing in the kitchen and he tells me that he's just about to leave the house and if I went to Safeway yet. I think I just woke up from my nap.. in my dream so I was kind of out of it. And he told me I should stock up because there's a hurricane/big storm that's suppose to hit Davis and I grab lots of water.