Ronald McDonald Zombies

This was one hell of a dream. So it all starts somewhere in San Francisco I suppose. I'm at school, just a generic school and I start to get this premonitions of disaster about to happen. I envision a fire breaking out and people rushing to the swimming pool, but theres an oil slick over the pool, so within 5 minutes, the fire reaches across the pool. Snap back to real time, I'm in the pool with my old friend "S" and Im trying to get her out of the pool without telling her of the danger so she wouldn't freak out. All of a sudden I see fire break out across in the court yard, and we're running down the stairs of the school. I find myself in Mayor Willie Brown's office and say "omg Willie Brown! we are safe!"

Now there are evacuation orders to head toward Golden Gate Park (just like in the 1906 earthquake fires) we're riding in my car towards the park, and we see groups and groups of bicycles pedaling like mad towards us. I shrug it off and keep going. Then little by little, I see more and more people dressed up as clowns. I shrug it off, and BAM a whole MOB of Ronald McDonald's are walking towards us! I see normal people turning into these ROnald McDonald's and they get meaner and meaner! Ronald McDonald Zombies!! then I feel in my internals the irresistable urge to turn into a RM Zombie. I'm trying to fight the urge as well as a can, and thats when I wake up. I quickly feel my head for an afro, phewf.. no afro. I drift back to sleep.

Now we're family!

I had a dream where Ria and V said that they were going to be family now! And apparently Ria's "father" is going to marry V's aunt. In my dream I was thoroughly confused about whether or not it was her step dad or her real dad. I also remember Ria looked at me like I was a dumbass/she was uncomfortable so I was like oop, better not say anything.

Hugh Hefner

In the beginning of my dream Ray is conflicted because of his relationship. Apparently he has a girlfriend who's 17 and everyone's against him so he's keeping it a secret. And then I finally tell him, why are you letting everyone dictate how you should act? And he gather up the courage to go talk to her.

We get to her apartment or house or something and for some reason there's like a barrier..not sure what kind of barrier like an emotional one or someone is taking her away or something. And then she finally says "I'm pregnant" and it's NOT Ray's! So basically he got his heart broken.

And then another part is I show up at some rich man's house. I'm apparently from the ghost busters and show up and I'm suppose to find a ghost or some kinda evil spirit or something. The rich man forced everyone in his house for some kinda weird dinner party or something. And everyone's lining up and we have no idea what's going on. And the whole house is completely bugged and he'd hear every single thing we say.

The line goes to this room and everyone outside just hears all this SCREAMING! But in my mind I knew that the rich man was joking. Apparently he was pranking everyone to make them think that he's torturing people.

After a long while I realized that we should plot our escape in Chinese and then I forget the rest.

Boob-Feeding

Like always, I don't remember my dreams well...

BUT

my momma was ranting about how I was a bubbly big baby. and in my head, i was like, "it's cause you formula fed me!!!!" so now I'm fat because of it. damnit.

The End.

Go Breastfeed your kids.

Soldier

Fell asleep in my 10:00 class. Had a dream that I was a soldier and I was protecting a school from bad guys.

Cakes

I dreamt that I met up Sherry and Stephen at Vegas. For some reason, it looks sorta like "Stonestown." And Stephen was really talkative and he was joking around with me about me being super loud.

And then we walk up to this really fancy bakery but it's outside (kinda like how that cookie store is kinda just out in the open) and Sherry just points to a cream puff dessert and said "I want that one." And Stephen replies "that one?" And then he goes up to buy it for her. I thought to myself "how cute." But I'm there alone and I have no "Stephen" to buy me desserts.

For some reason Dinosaur Nick walks by and I joke with him that he should buy me "that" dessert. And he said, "yeah sure." Then I tell him I'm just joking. So I stand in front of the glass case for a long time trying to pick out my dessert. And then I finally pick out this cake that has a blue heart on top of it and I think it was chocolate.

The cashier was an older man. I had him my credit card and the printing is taking a longg time. I see that the number is something like "7032/10453." The cashier starts helping other people and I get a bit annoyed because the number seems to be wrongg. He goes pack my cake away and starts pressing his fingers into the frosting! And when I get the print out, it had all these crazy numbers like the cake is "so and so" dollars per pound. I take a while to look at it to make sure it's right and the cashier gets impatient with me.

And I look up and he changed into someone from my nutrition class. And I go off on her, like, how dare you even get mad at me you touched my cake do you know how nasty it is to touch someone's cake it is so gross I won't even eat it and how dare you help someone else while I'm still here it's all your fault that I had to wait and if you have given me more time you know it's your mistake. etc

And then she kinda shuts up and then makes a joke with me. But I'm still really angry because I didn't even want to eat my cake anymore because I was so disgusted that she pressed her fingers into it.

I woke up to realize that I had no cake at all, which was even sadder. Food dreaming sucks.

Food dreaming

I can't remember the details, but I keep dreaming about FOOD! On two occasions I dreamed about having fried chicken and woke up super craving it. And today during my nap I dreamed about food again or I'm eating, but I can't remember what.